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March 11 Marriage :-)Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... whether you're here or not." (DAMM SHE'S GOOD!)
************************************ Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last" (HE ASKED FOR IT!)
****************************** Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" (YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)
****************************************** A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?' His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four." (RIGHT ON, LADY!)
************************************** Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. February 06 ValentineJust wanted eveyone to know that no one loves you as much as Jesus. So this valentines day share this word of scripture with your family and loved ones. "For God so loVed the world,
That He gAve His onLy BegottEn SoN That whosoever Believeth In Him Should N ot perish, But have E verlasting life." John 3:16
January 04 Definition of MarketingTwo women are talking, one asks the other for the explanation of "Marketing." Well, here is my best shot at it: You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say , "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Telemarketing You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."That's Public Relations You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep Your friend can't satisfy him, so he calls you. That's Tech Support You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail December 14 Who is guilty?Wife is dreaming in the middle of the nite and suddenly shouts:
"Up! Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts his ass, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!" Who is guilty in this situation? Let me know what u think... hehe December 06 The Moral Is...A woman is driving on a road and a man is driving in the opposite direction, on that same road & when they pass each other, the woman rolls down her window and shouts
- HOrSE
The moral: November 27 What a thing!!I just had to share this.... hehe
 Follow the simple instructions below and lets see if u saw what i saw!
1.) go to www.google.com 2.) type in "failure" without the quotes 3.) press the I'm feeling lucky button (instead of the google search one) 4.) laugh 5.) ask someone to try it Hurry, before the good folks at google "fix" this... November 05 From the mouth of babesTouching words from the mouth of babes. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7 "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8 "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!) "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate," Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet) "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Noelle - age 7 "Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6 "During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8 "My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6 "Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5 "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7 "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4 "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4 "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image) Karen - age 7 "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6 "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8 And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry" October 20 We are all our brother's keeper
The mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and
October 11 Did you know?Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible?
Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?
Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face?
Did you know?
October 01 I can't believe he said that!This statement made my mouth drop the other night!
Bill Bennett: by Armando Wed Sep 28th, 2005 at 18:41:23 PDTUpdate [2005-9-28 21:51:33 by Armando]: From Media Matters via Gilliard:
“But I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could -- if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down. That would be an impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your crime rate would go down. So these far-out, these far-reaching, extensive extrapolations are, I think, tricky”.
The audacity of this man!
Who does he think he is? At this point I really don’t care who I offend, he is out of place! Are black people the people that commit crimes? I don’t care what statistics show, white people commit crimes too. That was an insensitive and uncouth thing to say.
I just wish I could pull his ass from his house, tie him up and put him on a boat to the Caribbean. Then let his ass work the fields; cultivate sugarcane, whip his ass for not working hard enough and then give him, table scraps. HE IS OUT OF ORDER!!! Then wants to justify what he said…. The nerve!!!!
I hope that his statement was an eye opener for us blacks. We need to get our shit together. Help one another, care for one another and love one another.
To all my black brothers and sisters; written especially for you!
A BLACK ME BLACK!!
When you look at me What do you see? I see a black person, in side out and round about Yes! A BLACK ME BLACK! What? You have a problem with that? I have a problem, A problem with segregation and miseducation. Being black is not a sin They always try to keep us down But they can’t win We will forever progress! With Jah by our sides We won’t have to run and hide Guns and bombs can’t stop us now We are one people, we are a black people!
By: Ayanna Shadrach
September 17 Does it bother you?
Well, well, it seems like forever since I’ve made an entry. I have been so busy with work as well as other stuff. Anyway, does being lonely bother any of you guys? To tell you the truth, I prefer to be lonely than to be unhappy! Why be with someone when they are not as interested in you as you are in them? Why try to change the way they feel about you by over exerting yourself in horizontal movements? Why can’t you learn to love the one that loves you? Why is it so hard for you to see he doesn’t care about you? Why try to buy his love? How about letting him miss and desire you? How about loving you first? How about doing everything possible to make yourself happy? How about giving some attention to the one that clearly shows true strong feelings for you? Is that so hard to do? I guess so! Me? When I move on, I move on! It may take a while but I do! And when I do to hell with you! Why? Cause I am in love with ME!!! And only Me and make ME happy!
September 06 My New Class :-)My new students are something else
 August 28 The SistersJust thought i'd pay some respect to the sisters. There are so many differnt things that we sisters go through and we still don't get any credit. So nuff respect to the sisters!!
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