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January 04

Definition of Marketing

Two women are talking, one asks the other for the explanation of "Marketing."
Well, here is my best shot at it:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and say , "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in
bed." That's Advertising

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed".
That's Telemarketing

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his
tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way,
I'm fantastic in bed."That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk
him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep

Your friend can't satisfy him, so he calls you.
That's Tech Support

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
roof of one situated towards the center
and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail

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	Trine Lise Valderhaugwrote: Hi, just out space jumping and ended up here with you. You sure made me smile with your entries, now I finally know all the definitions of marketing!! lol. Norway checking out... Jan. 31
	Bekkewrote: Just dropping by for a second to say hello! And to tell you I'm back. Still a little under the weather but I think I'm finally coming out on the tail end of it. Hope you're enjoying your weekend. I'll be back a little later to catch up on all I've missed. ~Hugs~ Jan. 28
	Wayward_Bill wrote: Today Is Share A Hug Day Hugs It's wondrous what a hug can do. A hug can cheer you when you're blue. A hug can say, "I love You so" Or, "I hate to see you go." A hug is "Welcome back again," And "Great to see you! Where've you been?" A hug can soothe a small child's pain, And bring a rainbow after rain. The hug, there's just no doubt about it--- We scarcely could survive without it! A hug delights and warms and charms, It must be why God Gave us arms. Hugs are great for fathers and mothers, Sweet for sisters, swell for brothers; And chances are you favorite aunts Love them more than potted plants. Kittens crave them, puppies love them; Heads of states are not above them. A hug can break the language barrier, And make travel so much merrier. No need to fret about your store of 'em; The more you give, the more there's more of em. So stretch those arms without delay And give someone a hug today!!!! Author Unknown So Have A Hug On Me Pass It Around And You Will See That Sharing Hugs Is Meant To Be Hugs Will Set Your Soul Free A Handshake Instead Of A Hug No Way Jose. Peace Through Hugs! Wayward Bill Jan. 21
	Wayward_Bill wrote: Ayanna, Hope you had a delightful New Year's eve. Have a grateful weekend! Peace Out, Wayward Bill Jan. 6

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